normanbecile: celeryandhummus: our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe” No
ponies-and-politics: idreaminwords: Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story? I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMG We at all together my friends.
fuckinq: I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me
dreams-0nly-last-for-the-night: I just hacked onto my dad’s laptop and figured out that his password is tuba. TUBA. Is anyone as upset by this as I am?! I mean he doesn’t even play the tuba, so WHY…?
zubat: Oh my god this is worth the 6 seconds His face tho >